Archive for October, 2006

Its my birthday, and I’ll blog if I want to, blog if I want to…   You, would blog to, if it happened to you!

lol

 Hi folks! Its my BIRTHDAY WOOHOO!

My lovely kids made me a cake today, so I sure got one hell of a mess to clean up, but I just had to jump online and let you know how great my day has been!  Me and Joy have just been hangin out, enjoyin my day off.

The kids made a cake and then the party began.

UNFORTUNATELY, my cake isnt as LUCKY as MY JOY.  Im afraid it wont last the week!

 

Thats right people, you read that right, I want some too dammit!  You know the “blinders” that everyone else in my family seems to have that blocks out everything that needs to be done around here.

Let me tell you something, my internet friends, becuase I know you will read this and get a laugh at my misfortune.  I bet more then a few of you will be able to RELATE!

Today, Im thinking my family sucks.  Yep, I said it.  A lazy lot they are! {I still love them, but DAY-UM…}

So Im a stay at home mom, right.  I usually take care of all the cooking, cleaning, and all that mess.  Yea, I do.  And I NEVER complain. Never do I say a word.  But today…  Man, today has got me RILED UP!  Now, it could be my “loving husband” again, or just the fact that my “monthly visitor” has come a knockin… I dont know which but Im “veins throbbing in my neck” mad right now.  Thats right, Bunny is purple faced fit to be tied right about now and I need to VENT before I do something I may regret, like make my hubby eat this washcloth Im lookin at!

Get this SHE-OT…

Now I’ve been really sick this week, I know YOU didnt know that but I have been.  I had a migrain the other day, which automatically put me out of commission for the day.  And since I took one of my perscriptions, I have been sick to my stomach now for 2 days.  Needless to say, there hasnt been much mommy work done round here for a few days other then cookin, cause when Mommy feels like poo, there aint much Im gonna do, you feelin me.

Well, today, Im better.  So I start some laundry and head into the big bathroom.  Havent been in there for a few days, as the little bathroom is right by my bed and easier to get to in a rush, you know.

Anyway, Im like GAG.  How is it no one else in this house inherited the clean up after yourself gene?  How can I possibly be the ONLY one.  I spent atleast 5 minutes scrubbing and scraping dried up toothpaste and shaivng cream complete with stubbles off the sink, counter, AND MIRROR! (WTF)  This is where them blinders come in.  I want some those, cause only a pair pf those would be blocking out the PINK TOOTHPASTE that has obviously been fingerpainted onto the big mirror.  So the more I scrub here, the madder I get.  Used q-tips in the drain. COME ON PEOPLE! YUCK!

I get this done, spray out the shower, eww, clean the toilet DOUBLE EWW, and am down on hands and knees cleaning dried man pee off the floor.  Its at this point my veins start throbbing because if I can see it, and more importantly SMELL it, why can neither the man nor the boy!  Apparently those goggle, well they must come with nose plugs.  So Im scrubbing the floor with my little rubber gloves on, and my little scrubber, when in steps the hubby…  OH YEA LADIES… keep reading cause THIS IS RICH!

“What cha doin babe?” he says, as if!

“I cant believe that PISS has set in this floor for 3 days…” I snap.

Apparently he missed the SNAP part because he says to me… OMG, this makes me want to shove my scrubber down his throat, or atleast let it wet flop right off his face…  ready?

wait for it….

do you really wnat to know what he says?

take a guess….

“Well, you’ve been sick hon.  No one expected you to clean while you were sick” and he pats me on the shoulder and leaves the room!  OMG.  I mustlve sat in there for 10 minutes jst pondering that.  Should I just smack him? lol..  I didnt marry a pig, or atleast I dont think I did, so how did this happen?

I took out my marriage license and vows and carefully REREAD both documents.  NO WHERE on either contract does it state that once those papers were signed the man would become incapable of cleaning up after himself.  NO WHERE, and trust me I read twice, did it say the woman would be responsible for ALL ASPECTS of household duties.

I even got out my kids birth ceritficates and read over those, since those WERE the only papers I got when I got the kids.  NOWHERE on them, does it say warning, some models have the “clean up” gene defective.  Nowhere are their instructions on where to turn this gene on.

OI.

I think My Migraine is coming back!

*lol.. this is written in jest.  Though every aspect of it is true, this really did happen today, I love my family.  I wouldnt trade them for the world.  Maybe a few peanuts but … nah, Im just kiddin.  My point is, I thought I better say on here that Im not really mad enough to choke a pee soaked scrubber down my hubbys throat.  Mad at him today, yes, but not THAT mad. lol…  Heres hopin my crappy life brings alittle joy into yours! {hugs}