Hey lady… Hey lady……..
October 29th, 2007 | 
Author: OMG!
YOU are going to LOVE THIS!
So, we go out to eat right? We’re at Applebees. I hate going there cause all the hoighty toightys go there. We are not wealthy by any means. BUT… the hubby likes steak, so what’s a girl to do?
Well, we’re munching our appetizer, the place is PACKED, and as I stick some spinach dip in my mouth (omg, if you haven’t tried their spinach and artichoke heart dip… mmmmmmm) Mouth full of chips and dip and I hear my lovely daughter yell to the waitress who is setting glasses down on the table across the way…
“Lady… hey lady…. I can see Uranus!”
OMG…
I spewed green dip all over my husband! LOL… Everyone around us was laughing which was making it worse. I was so embarrassed!
“SISSY! DONT SAY THAT! OMG!”
“What mom? cant you see it?”
“SISSY! what do you think that means?!”
Everyone around us still laughing. Mostly at hubby wiping off his face and shirt! LOL
“That’s what you say when someone’s butt crack is hanging out, right mom? It was on Jimmy Neutron.”
More laughter from the room…
THANKS JIMMY!
The poor waitress was horrified and ran to the back, I’m guessing to pull up her pants.
“Sissy, Uranus is a planet now don’t say that again!”
Jump ahead to the car ride home…
DH and I are discussing everyone laughing and I hear from the back seat…
“Man…I cant believe all those people watch Jimmy Neutron!”
OI! The joys of parenting! LOL…
ITS LIKE…..
its like their watching me!
More glitter…
Sorry, seems I’m stuck on glitter atm. Even made up some Christmas and Thanksgiving glitters Oh well…! If you didn’t dl yesterdays freebie, be sure to… I didn’t think I would be on today, I seriously need to take care of the whole license/social thing so I posted today’s freebie yesterday. But here I am… home. My back is KILLING ME, no way could I go sit around that office all day again today. (Instead I’ll sit around mine. lol) Anyway, so MORE FOR YOU. MAYBE.. you might not want these… Chinese Characters…
Get them HERE
**THIS FREEIBE HAS EXPIRED**
I’m telling you I’m in a design funk. Have you been collecting these “moody” freebies? What would go good with them? I’m probably going to be putting this in the store eventually, so if you were to have BOUGHT these coordinating freebies, what would you most want to see in there with them? Lets say it this way… What would you like as your freebie tomorrow? Throw some ideas my way!
THANK YOU for all the comments too! I love reading them! See, you leave me comments.. I give you more freebies. Isn’t that nice? Type a little get a little… lol. YOU stroke my ego.. I stroke your hard drive. HAHA!!
HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!!
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What a great story! Thanks, I needed to “crack” a smile {pun intended}…been a rainy day Monday missing my baby boy in daycare
Thank You for the glitter too… I Love me some glitter.
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TOO funny! Thanks bunches & bunches for all the glitter!!
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KIDS! Thsy DO say the funniest things…Thanks for the goodies AND the laugh!
Stroke me baby!!!! Woohoo!!!! Oh wait…is Sissy gonna read this?! LMAO
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Too funny! Enjoyed the story!
OMG- ROTFLMAO- just read it to Wayne too- hahahahahahaha- I can just picture the whole scene!! I would have died! Posh and all! hahahahaha- Now I know why we ate at the ‘family’ resturant with 100 kids runnning around in it tonight! hahaha
remind me to tell you my ‘disaster’ of a formal dinner with the ADMIRAL of the navy here! EEEEK- hahahaha
Thanks for the laugh!! Loving the glitter baby!
Hugs
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Bunny Don’t feel bad your kids are not the only one’s to embrass their parents my oldest son had done it to us when we were in the grocery store!!!! LOL
TY so very much for todays awesome glitter!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m with Sharon. My son, when he was about 3 I think, was sitting in the shopping cart, and I guess he bumped himself, because he started yelling, “My penis hurts! My penis hurts!”
But your story is much funnier. Thanks Jimmy Neutron!
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Hi, we adopted our son from China, so these characters come in really handy. Thanks! Meta, the Netherlands
This is awesome. Love the chinese character.
Thank you very much.
Your story made me laugh,LOL.
What a great story!!
!! I don’t know what all I would want – except maybe to know which character was which in todays freebie!!! I don’t ask for much do I??
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ROTFLMAO, oh too funny! I remember some embarrasing moments…now I can’t wait for my grandchildren to do it to our children,
Loving this glitter, thanks Bunny.
hmmm… I always love metal! Blue metal could be cool, and if you know how to make those backwards staples THAT would be AWESOME!! (The kind that look like the page was stapled from the back…)
But this is very cool – TY!!! (And, as I don’t speak or read Chinese I’m hoping the files are appropriately labeled! LOL)
ROFL..oh thanks so much for sharing that..I needed a laugh today..if you have children just look out…one of these days they will do the same thing to you..one way or the other…when my youngest daugter was about 4 we had childrens time in church..the pastor would call all the children down front and tell them a little story and let them make comments…I lived in fear every Sunday never knowing what Angie would say..she said some things that made me want to hide my head..
one day I was in the store and one of the church members came up to me and said..”you know lots of sundays I feel bad and think about going home after Sunday School and then I think about childrens time and what your daughter might say today and I have to stay”…
Now that really grabs you LOL…love the freebies thank you bunchs..
Don’t worry about the story, most mothers have one like that, so you’re not the only one suffering.
The Chinese characters are terrific, thanks so much for sharing them with us and best wishes. :O)
LOL I loved that story. I’m still laughing about it. I think I would have crawled under the table lol
Ohhh I love the “uranus” story! probably laughed more cuz u spit ur food all over hubby. haha your daughter sounds like a funny character, she must keep u laughing all the time. Also the character glitters are cool! Good job!
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ROFL…that is too funny!!! Kids just crack me up with what comes out of their mouth!! Thanks so much for the glitter
Thank you sooo much for sharing !!!
OMG – That os the funniest thing I have heard in a long time!! Thanks for sharing that very embarrassing moment – we all have ‘em but that one is GREAT!!!
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Loved your little story! Gotta love Jimmy!!! And thanks for the Chinese glitter.
Love the characters, thanks for sharing!
Thanks for the funny story and the Chinese Glitter Characters. I think it would be super if you could make a glitter edging overlay (12×12 glitter on the outside edges) of course in the same beautiful shade of blue glitter.
And thank you for the freebies! I appreciate them very much.
Thanks for the laugh today, I needed it.
I had no idea that many people watched Jimmy Neutron either.
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LOL! Cute story! The joys of parenthood! Kids say some of the most embarrassing things and at the wrong time and place! Thanks for another cute freebie!
Adopting from China! LOVE these, thanks.
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I LOVE THESE!!!
Love these Chinese characters. My daughter is living in China for the next few years so these will come in handy! More would be nice too!
Love your story too! Aren’t kids fun?
I just cracked up (no pun intended) with Laughter . The kind where you hold your stomach and laugh till you cry. thanks for the story