OMG!
I have just returned from a trip to Hell-Mart. You know the one. I think about every town has one. Its the place that starts with Wal and ends with you wondering what YOU did to piss GOD off that day. Yea, that’s the one…. Well, I had to go get groceries TODAY. I have been putting it off since Monday (ask Kim) and there was just no getting around it. I HAD TO GO.
You know that old saying, when it rains it pours? Well, I’m here to tell ya it’s been POURING here for 2 days! I’m truthin I swear! See..
So I’m in Hell-Mart, all alone mind you. Hubby decided he was going to get some sleep before class. Cant blame him either. He works 2 jobs and goes to school FULL TIME, so when the man wants sleep.. well I gotta wuss out and let him. *sigh*
Anyway…
So I have my handy list that I made out BEFORE COFFEE this morning. WHY before coffee? BECAUSE THERE WAS NONE!!!! NONE! I HAD NO DAMN COFFEE!! Do you REALIZE what a bad start to the day that is? OMG! [side note.. much like a crack addict jonesing for a fix, I DID reheat some of yesterdays left over coffee. NOTE TO SELF, just because it SMELLS the same, lest ye not be fooled!]
BOTH of my kids HURRIED out the door for the bus this morning. You know what I’m saying? Bub said, “You out of coffee mom?” I gave him the look. You know the one. He then said while taking 2 steps back. “Sis, I think we should just eat breakfast at school, lets go on to the bus stop.” hehehehe!!! First time those turds have been ON TIME in nearly 2 weeks!
Focus momma, FOCUS……
So I’m meandering thru the isles at Hell-Mart looking squinty eyed at my damn near illegible list, when I realize I do NOT have on matching shoes! How in the HELL did that happen? I don’t mean kind of CLOSE either. I mean a white Tommy Hilfiger and a navy blue hiker, BUBBAs NAVY BLUE Hiker! I don’t even OWN navy blue shoes!!!
WHAT? You think I’m making it up? Look at this shit. I’m truthin, I SWEAR it!
Hey maybe I’ll set a new trend! the SAD part is, I just looked in EVERY CLOSET, and I can not find the mates to those shoes. Wonder if Bub is Dork Dancin’ down the halls at school with mix matched shoes?! Oh yea…Today is going to be LOVELY, I can tell it.
I finally get to the end of my list, and am pushing my overflowing cart with one hand and packing my purse and 4 loafs of bread in the other, because they wont stay on the cart, when I much to MY SURPRISE find a lane that DOESNT have 30 people in it. WOOHOO! GO ME, Momma’s luck is a changin’, Or is it?
So I load up the belt thingy with my stuff, thankful to be able to make it thru Hell-Mart with NO ONE recognizing me (which is a miracle in itself. I usually bump in to at least 3 of my Gran’s hag friends, who proceed to tell me for 20 minutes everything I do wrong in my life… anyway…). So I’m nearly done unloading my buggy, when it dawns on me, this cashier is freakin TALKING TO HERSELF. I don’t mean a “oh shoot” or something like that… I mean a full on, if I saw you coming toward me I would cross the street, convo with HERSELF. Again, I look around, every lane around me has at least 3 people in line. NOW I understand why this one was EMPTY. This chick is freaking BONKERS. Now, I’m thinking to myself WOULD it be rude to grab it all and shoot to another lane, but she’d already started so ok, I’ll go with it. I’m thinking 2 thumbs up for Hell-Mart helping out the handicapped but f*** me all the way to Hell, why me—why TODAY–I think I am going to EAT these damn coffee grounds!
So this loon, who by the way carries on her conversation with herself about, from what I gather, her other selve’s boyfriend who cheated with her friend Misty’s boyfriend, *uhh yea not a typo* she carries her convo on throughout the ENTIRE scanning bagging process. WTF! Oh I know that crazy sow did NOT just put BEEFARONI in with my EGGS! STOP TALKING TO YOURSELF COW!!! FOCUS!!!
So I’m about to pay, and for once I say a quick thank you to the Hell-Mart powers that be for the little scan your OWN credit card thingy because there was NO WAY IN HELL(mart) I was handing Ms CuCKooCachoo over there my credit card [my luck she would be like RainMans long lost sister, and that 5 second peak at my plastic would be more then enough time for her to take what little bit of credit I DO have left] – when what did my wee tired caffeineless eyes spy?! What? Did you guess an earwig? If you did YOU WIN A COOKIE! That stupid sow was talking on a freaking CELL PHONE the entire time she was checking me out! A f***ing PHONE!
For a split second, I was thankful that this bird really wasn’t as cuckoo as at first it appeared. But trust me when I say that lasted less then one second. Momma, who has had NO COFFEE, flipped out! Having friends is all fine and good but THAT IS TOO MUCH! ARE YOU HEARING ME PEOPLE! PUT THE DAMN PHONES DOWN! Now there are times when they are ok, walking in the park, sitting in your yard, hell, you can even cell phone shop with a friend. But when you are Driving or AT WORK!!! COME ON!!! I marched my fat ass right up to the service desk and let it rip! I yelled at the csm, ,the store manager, and finally [oh Sweet Jesus, thank you] the cow herself. I am so tired of that damn place! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
OH WAIT.. we’re NOT DONE…
You thought that would be it.. the happy ending to my day? Oh no my friends.. please… keep reading… Let my pain bring just a smidge of joy to your day.
I was standing there loading bags upon bags into my lovely car. You know my PT Cruiser. Momma’s OTHER baby. The 4 year old car with LESS then 20,000 (16,749 to be exact) miles on it because Momma pampers it so… Yea, that one…
Well this sow parked next to me, backs up her big ole SVU to leave and without a second glance SLAMS into a shopping cart, which in turn hydroplanes into my BABY! Im not talking rolling down hill here folks.. I’m talking shoots sideways across two parking spots to NAIL my car! OH MY LORD, SWEET JESUS HELP ME! Tears in my eyes, because emotionally, I have had just about all I can handle PRECOFFEE, I start screaming at this bitch to stop.
Yes, people, take a moment to soak that in.. my fat ass in mismatched shoes RUNNING across a Hell-Mart parking lot in the rain to get this cow to stop her f***ing truck. OH yea, it was f***in on like Donkey Kong!
She finally stops about half way across the parking lot. So there I am, seriously needing to hit my inhaler because A) my fat ass has not RAN in about 2 years. Seriously. and B) Rain, thick air, smog, whatever it is.. Momma could not catch her breath. I’m “airless” screaming at her to give me her damn insurance info. Even the cart guy saw it all and he was there trying to help me breath *freaking out, poor guy* This stupid cow. OMG..
Know why she wasn’t giving me her insurance info? GUESS? “I hit the cart NOT your car” YOU STUPID COW! She drove off! LEFT! COW!!!!!!!!!! The little cart guy, what a sweetie, he whipped out his wallet and grabbed his little pen and wrote down her license number! THANK YOU CART BOY! *insert super hero music here*
So there I am, forced to re-enter Hell-Mart. Groceries in the car, mismatched shoes, no coffee, and sobbing like a hysterical pig. The manager, whom I had just cussed out not 10 minutes before, brings me a towel, a cup of coffee, AND calls the cops for me. Ok, COFFEE… ohhh.. that SOOO makes up for earlier, and I am here to PUBLICLY APOLOGIZE for calling you a “F***ing Pig” in front of all your employees and about half of our towns elderly. Sorry dude!!! Yea, NOW I feel guilty. COFFEE is good.
So the cops come, to Hell-Mart. Take my report, and then to beat all.. follow ME home because…
uh-uh…
wait for it…
wait…….
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Momma didn’t have HER insurance card! OMG! So I’m freaking out coming home wondering IF hubby paid our insurance bill because I don’t have a recent card and gets this…. since I didn’t have my card on me, one of the boys in blue DROVE ME HOME! (in MY CAR) THEN when we got here… this schweeite carried in my groceries! OH Muffin Cakes, woo-freakin-hoo! Did Momma look good today somehow? I swear this peach was flirty, and listened to my horror story and chuckled and flirty “girl” giggled.. mmmm…. If Momma were only single.. HELLO MRS ROBINSON.. heheeheh!!!
The moral of my story..
DO NOT enter HELL-MART lest ye well prepared. Oh, and double check your shoes if your going sans coffee.. heheheh!!!
It would appear, my dear Kristine picked a FINE DAY to initiate INTER-NATIONAL LAUGH AT BUNNY DAY! hahaha!! Yes people, soak that in. I, Momma, grand blog hostess EXTRAordinaire, have my OWN International DAY… so take that you jealous cows! Do ya like that?! Do ya? DO YA!?
LOL…
I’ll elaborate more on my FRO story (posted by the wench) today, tomorrow. I think this thing is long enough!
Just so you know…
I was fully prepared to tell you my Fro story YESTURDAY, and beat her to the punch. AND even had a layout and a freebie about HALF done. When, whilst talking to Kim, my pc must’ve got all excited at the melon flashin’ she was pulling because it rebooted itself! Yes folks. Kim’s Jelly Tots are the reason you got NADDA yesterday. Lets all send her hate mail, shall we? hehehe!!!
SO for your freebie today!
no…
not the shoes!
Its the word art Silly!
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ok, I’m outta here!
May your day be waaaaayyyy better then mine! LOL
HAPPY LAUGH AT BUNNY DAY!!!!!!!!!!!
November 14th, 2007 at 12:48 pm
OMG!!!! I’m sorry for all your troubles of the day but that was just to freakin funny..you have some nerve hon just entering hell-mart..I don’t dare..I send the kids..LOL…Thank you for the awsome read.
November 14th, 2007 at 12:49 pm
OMG Bunny!! What a FREAKIN DAY!! I don’t know how you made it. Thanks for the cool word art!
November 14th, 2007 at 12:54 pm
It is a good think I did not have a drink as I was reading your blog today.
I hope the rest of your day is better.
November 14th, 2007 at 12:57 pm
DUDE im dying laughing.. which is good.. I feel like CRAP today and worse then you with no coffee.. Josh is still home sick.. thanks for the chuckle.. perfect medicine!
November 14th, 2007 at 1:02 pm
OMG!!! I thought I was the only one that had days like yours. I go to Wally-WOrld and hurt my back taking something out of my car to return, that was a week ago and I still hurt, but this good laugh really helped. Thanks for sharing your wonderful life.
I just realized what song is playing…….. JUST TO DAMN FUNNY!!!!
November 14th, 2007 at 1:08 pm
Hey I’ve had days like that at HellMart! HOW TRUE THAT IT IS!!! All too well with the cashier – sorry to say customer service went out the day HELLMART hit everywhere! Good Lord this sounds like a day to go back to bed and pull the covers over your head. But you RAWK girl – you did great. Hope everyting else is cool for the rest of the day and hide a supply of coffee somewhere! And mis-matched shoes are COOL! Thanks for the freebie.
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November 14th, 2007 at 1:19 pm
All I can say, is you are no longer allowed to leave the house without coffee!! From now on you are going to have to check BEFORE bed to make sure you have some, and if you don’t just remember Hellmart is open 24 hours!
My LAWD, that’s funny!!
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November 14th, 2007 at 1:20 pm
Oh Bunny. *snort* OOHH BUNNY *laughs uncontrollably* I’m sorry. Wally World sucks. But it’s a necessary evil. Sean & I almost got ran over in a walmart parking lot. Crazy b*tch didn’t even stop when I was beating on her back window. She didn’t stop until I came around & beat on her window right next to her face.
I hope today gets better for you.
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November 14th, 2007 at 1:37 pm
OMG!!! Hahahaha!!! I’m sorry but I have tears running down my face from laughing so hard!! You poor thing…..but it’s soooo funny! Hope the rest of your life goes easier. After this experience, you deserve a lifetime of smooth sailing! hahaha!!!
November 14th, 2007 at 1:40 pm
LMAO oh man that just made my day evening & nite lmao! You might wanna move from the bottom of the hill ya know the poop rolling & all lol Im still laughing over your story lol & for the record I think all folks with those ear headphone thingamagigs for cellphones are crazy. Thanks so much for my roll on the floor today hope you have a great one.
November 14th, 2007 at 2:11 pm
Wow! What a day! Your description truly had me LMAO! Sorry
I’m with you on the cell phone thing. I’m always cussin at the asshole drivers that are more involved in their conversations than watching the road. Anyways…sorry you had a bad day, but at least you were able to put a big smile on the faces of your readers. 
November 14th, 2007 at 2:14 pm
Oh Dear Bunny! Now you know why I said Nadya hates that place and her best pouty faces are dedicated as “Wal**** Faces”. I thought I was the only one who was tortured in that place (and I don’t drink coffee, so no excuse there either)… My personal favorite experience when I was pregnant with Nadya and couldn’t wear my wedding rings, this old lady tells me I’m responsible for the moral decline of America ’cause I’m having a baby without a wedding band. Then, DH loves Rum cake, so I was going to make one for him. So, I had to buy some Capt. Morgan – then the cashier goes off telling me how pregnant women aren’t supposed to drink and that I should be ashamed of myself. OMG – I was so grouchy!!! I had worked a 12 hour day, was 6 months prego, and NOT in the mood to be chastised by anyone while living in the welfare/teen prego capital of the free world! All that to say – I understand completely and you have my complete sympathy! Sending hugs (you’ll have to let us know if your DS wore the matching shoe outfit as mom). Luv ya!
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November 14th, 2007 at 2:21 pm
Wow, you sure had an adventure @ tram-law today! I’ve never had that much FUN there, I usually drive an extra 15 Min. to the “not-closest” One since @ the closest One they stand in the middle of the aisles and speak Spanish while oblivious to anyone else now that it has turned into little puerto rico on that side of town!
Welcome to El Estados Unidos! Now we speak English here … oh, sorry, using your blog for my soap-box. Hope your day is better now that you are home with COFFEE 
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November 14th, 2007 at 2:28 pm
O-M-G !!!
Aside from the no-insurance card in car part, I’m liking it, because that bitch who drove off is in deep doo-doo!! That’s happened to me too. The shoe thing, well..
that’s not so bad imo. Hey, you’re starting a totally cool new trend!
November 14th, 2007 at 2:30 pm
Wot a GREAT story! You sounded so stressed out, girl! Don’t EVER not have your morning coffee again!!
November 14th, 2007 at 3:27 pm
Gee’s woman and they say my life is crazy- I think you just took the cake- LOL
The shoe thing KILLS me- hahahahahahah- Please let us know if Bub has the other one- ROTF!
I’ve got so many dings in my car from people and their damb shopping trolleys – it’s NUTS- even when I park MILES away from any other car- some dick head will still park next to it and bump my doors!!! URG-
Hope you stay safe in the weather-
Hugs and night night-hee hee
November 14th, 2007 at 3:51 pm
I am sorry your car got slammed but I’m ashamed to say I was LMFAO at your story. I’m glad I’m not the only one in the world who has left the house in mismatched shoes!
November 14th, 2007 at 3:52 pm
OMG! You poor thing! I am sorry to laugh at some of it, but that could be me, on more than one occasion! I hate going to that place too, but the near they built closer to us isn’t too bad. I have yet to find the persons who maim my car! Just in one month I have been hit at least 4 times and have one scratch so huge and deep there is no paint and a huge dent. I park faraway too, figure I can use the exercise and protect my car. I hate getting it fixed and being without a car! Sounds like quite an adventure! You should take all that and journal it into a layout! TFS the story and the cute freebie!
November 14th, 2007 at 4:02 pm
OMG Bunny!! You have me in stitches here!! I’m sorry you had such a rotten day, hope it gets better!!
November 14th, 2007 at 4:05 pm
LOL!! I am in tears here!!! Glad everything turned out; and thanks for the freebie!!
November 14th, 2007 at 4:19 pm
OMG – LMAO – I hate that you had the troubles today but thanks for the laughs!! Sorry it’s at your expense!! hee hee Hope your day gets better!! Thanks for the wonderful template!!
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November 14th, 2007 at 4:34 pm
A HUGE BIG HUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boy you sure did have a roteen day!!!!
I’m a retired volunteer Firefighter & in the middle of the night I did the same thing with a pair of shoes & the guys ragged on me for awhile after that so I learned to keep a matching pair at my bedside after that!!!! LOL
TY so very much for the FAB WA!!!!!
Glad things got a little better for you!!!
November 14th, 2007 at 5:25 pm
OMG, Sorry to hear you had such a crap day Bunny, but I had a good old laugh!
Hope it gets better!
November 14th, 2007 at 5:49 pm
Oh my gosh! You had me totally laughing!!! Sorry, can’t help it. It certainly sounds like you’ve had a HELL-ish day! But still, c’mon you’ll be laughing later when you re-tell the story! I’m w/ you though, seriously…talking on her cell phone while working? at the register even? Geesh! I was picturing everything you said, hold on, it’s just so funny, can’t stop giggling. tee hee
sorry again.
Hope you have better days!!
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November 14th, 2007 at 7:42 pm
Bunny…. I swear I read every last word and GIRL… you have had a day… I’m glad you could find humor in it… I hope tomorrow is much better.
I have fulfilled my obligation on your day! I hope you don’t mind.
It was kinda funny! Definitely about the shoes… oh wait.. the check out girl… no wait wait… your mom’s friends… well it was all a little hilarous!
Thanks so much for the great read, the good tunes, and the goody!!!
November 14th, 2007 at 8:30 pm
My dh is now convinced that I have lost my mind since I started laughing and then couldn’t catch my breath.
I’ll have to come back later…
November 14th, 2007 at 11:06 pm
What a day! I have to say you did well though. I’m not sure I can even make it out of the house without coffee.
I swear people’s manners have gone off the planet some days. You swear once and they throw a fit, but they have no common courtesy and no ability to be responsible for their own actions. Geez!
I hope tomorrow is a much better day for you.
Thank you for the great word art!
November 15th, 2007 at 2:23 am
LMAO!! My chair is now officially a potty chair!!! Don’t mean to laugh at all your troubles especially the car getting banged up but you had me PIMP!!!
I swear between you and Kristine I’m going to have to invest in the company that makes Depends!!!
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November 15th, 2007 at 6:57 am
omg, I almost wet myself reading this. I thought that sort of stuff only happened to me…….I’m so glad someone else has days like that……only my days never end with a hot copper tryin to chat me up……bummer
November 15th, 2007 at 7:20 am
ROFLMAO – sorry don’t mean to laugh at your expense but this has made my day!!! I hate going there and put it off as long as possible. Never ever go anywhere without first having coffee – all Hell-Marts should have a Starbucks as you enter the store!!!!
I hope today is a better day for you but please know you gave me a great start to my day, I’ll chuckle all day when I think of this.
November 15th, 2007 at 7:43 am
Sorry for your crappy day. That kind of thing usually only happens in movies. Hope you have a great rest of the week!!
November 15th, 2007 at 8:19 am
I just can’t stop laughing! I know for you it was not funny but for me reading about your day it is hillarious! Thanks for bringing some laughter into my world.
November 15th, 2007 at 8:26 am
OMG! Your whole experience was too freaking funny! Been there, done that, well not all of it! Never got driven home by a cute policeman! I was LMFAO! Love ya, Bunny!
November 15th, 2007 at 8:38 am
OMG Bunny!! You’ve got me just rollin’!! Sorry your day was so bad! But sounds like it ened just fine!!
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November 15th, 2007 at 9:13 am
Thank you soooo much for the laugh! I swear my sides hurt from laughing so hard.
Do we need to start a coffee fund/delivery service for you?????
Love ya.
November 15th, 2007 at 9:29 am
November 15th, 2007 at 10:30 am
Oh my living. This is the craziest story I’ve heard. And I thought us South Africans have it bad with poor service and NO RESPECT. But I love how you tell this sad tale. You have a wonderful soul if you can make this day into a funny story.
Thanks for the freebie. As a LOVER OF SHOES and BOOTS, this is just what I need. Oh and what you may not know is that I’m a biker and I wear a pair of odd boots. My little keep safe ritual. Had a pair of racing boots in red and blue and when people comment on the fact that I’m wearing different boots I just tell them I have another pair exactly like it at home. I also wear odd socks.
Keep well and stock up on the coffee. Going without coffee is like going without air.
November 15th, 2007 at 11:02 am
OHHHH Bunny…I laughed so hard my sides are hurting…you are one more story teller…that one should be published…thanks for the laugher and the word art..
November 15th, 2007 at 6:26 pm
OMG…I just completely LMAO…you are so freakin’ funny & the stories you tell make for an ab fab moment in my day!! I think it’s more the commentary that does it than anything…lol
Thanks for all the wonderful stories, for all the freebies & most of all…for continuing to be you regardless!!
November 15th, 2007 at 6:44 pm
You have reminded me once again why I do not shop at Hell-Mart. Thank you for the wonderful laugh and the freebie. I’m really sorry your day was so awful – I’ve had days like that also and they SUCK!!!
November 15th, 2007 at 8:55 pm
OMG! Let’s just not go to Wal-mart. And another thing is that they ought to figure out a way to hook us up to coffee through an IV! LMAO! Patty
November 16th, 2007 at 2:56 pm
I feel for you. I couldn’t imagine going to Hell-mart without coffee. I always have something go wrong in there, no matter which one I go to. Until recently they were the only dept store within about 20 miles and even then it was just the mall (ugh), so there was no choice. I hope your day got better.
November 16th, 2007 at 9:10 pm
thankyou so much for the laugh of the year!!!!! i feel for ya…and i’m proud you could share it with the world!!!! here’s hoping your men in blue were cute!!!!!
November 17th, 2007 at 8:09 am
i will have to share this story with my DH b/c he HATES walmart with a passion! i couldn’t believe it last night when he said that we should look for TVs at walmart — i should have felt his forehead to see if he had a fever LOL! walmart is so crazy. the one near us is called (even by the employees i’ve heard) “ghetto mart” !! and believe me, i don’t shop there after dark! they are in the news way too often for my taste !!! i’ve been to walmarts in kentucky and boy howdy is that an experience LOL! i love ole kentuck’ (as my g-ma would say, who lived there her whole life). i’d rather live there than here in SW virginia most of the time, but i don’t want any of those rainstorms, so you cankeep them for yourself! so if we are having the free QPs of bunny’s life, do we get one about the “melons” ?! i sure could use one — gotta have something to document these weights before i have a “melon” reduction one of these days !!
November 17th, 2007 at 3:14 pm
OH my…..well….I’m glad you’re home….I don’t even have a clue what else to say…except……I HATE WALMART TOO! and I truly am sorry for the “craptastic” day you had.
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November 19th, 2007 at 8:13 am
Bunny found you via KimB blog. OMG thank you. 1 for talking about hell mart. ohhhh how i miss it =)
I found your story hilarious! (check it out. today i saw a dead person) thats right. not at wal-mart cuz they dont gotem down in Denmark yet heyyy hoooo Sam Walton?? What wrong turn did you take? Anyways yeah my first day as a CNA (going to be nurse assistant). Yup so gotta say it was eventful because my mans uncle died last night also. Wow what a day! egh. say it with me….. “i see dead people”…..
And OMG how funny i laughed so hard when you said you needed your coffee. I feel you. And how embarassing when you took on the wrong shoes. …only because i could easily be the one to do this. Hilarious girl! Check out my Customer Service story for today. (also my pet peeve) the work clothes that are distributed to us people went on today at work. (just as some ppl get steel toed boots at work sometimes, here as a nurse ass. you get two pairs of pants,two tshirts and 2 vests. Lets just say there are 3 sizes in our City for clothes. Too small, Too huge and medium. When i told the lady i wanted a size large shirt because the usual XL i go for went down to my knees, she said Oh, were out of those. Whereas i look over to the box of overflowing used workclothes. And im like … uhhhhh do you think maybe there is a large over there? And shes like… Oh, well i dont have time to go through those. OMG my Customer Service radar split!! Im like oh being so sweet… do you mind if i go through them then? I could just picture myself spending 16 weeks in a long tshirt. not very becoming LOL. OMG Low and BEHOLD Charlies Angeles raining from the SKY Dear HOLY Jesus guess what!! There was one!!! NO WAY Holy Grail Miracle Mary!!! Go Freakin Figure. OMG save me.
November 19th, 2007 at 8:20 am
hahahah that is not to read a nurses’ ASS LMAO that was meant a Nurse Assistant hahahah sorry.
November 20th, 2007 at 8:45 pm
oh hey ~ do you live in madisonville?? i live in owensboro.
November 21st, 2007 at 3:19 am
Sometimes, I am sooooooo glad I like in good old Blighty land where Hell Mart is still a pleasent little ASDA but you know what they say, what you guys have today, we get tomorrow so thanks for the warning Bunny.
I think I wet myself…. damn….. Note to self, Go to ASDA and buy Tenna Ladys BEFORE reading Bunny’s blog….
Hugs
Boo x
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