Free to a good home… or will trade…
1 boy.
12 years old. Shy, attitude.
1 girl7 years old. 7 AND A HALF! Not shy, LOTs of attitude
*edited to correct her age, she was NOT happy I said she was only 7*
1 pug
8 year old
lazy, snorty, slobbery, and persists on chasing and snotting the afore mentioned children thus causing extreme running, screaming, whining, and attitude.
Will gladly trade for:
1 lrg box of Calgon and
1 EXTRA LARGE pitcher of Strawberry Margaritas…
Please email IMMEDIATELY if interested.
lol..
*THIS IS A JOKE. THOUGH THEY ARE DRIVING ME INSANE TODAY I WOULD NEVER TRADE MY DOG! hahahah!!!!!!!!
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Kari ~ RelocatedDixieGirl
bwahahahahha Oh that’s FUNNY. How about I throw in a 14 YO boy, a 6 YO boy, a 4 YO boy & a weiner dog who farts all the time? The 14 YO can be entertained with video games & is usually pretty quiet. The 6 YO never stops talking. He even talks in his sleep. The 4 YO is learning from his not quite big brother (as they are the same size) in the talking department - and he never seems to stop eating. Don’t even get me started on the dog. *gag* lmao
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lou
Shucks! I was so looking forward to having Sweetz lol!
Kristine
I would trade ya Bunny but I have an 8 1/2 yr old with her own HUGE attitude….counting down the days till she goes back to school on Sept 5th…LOL…then my sanity will return..or at least my peace and quiet…
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Sherr
Drat, are you sure you won’t take my three teenagers in exchange for the dog?
J/K. I think my dog would have me banished from the kingdom if I got another one….
Nani
Hehe…I’m not trading with you. I had TWO seven AND A HALF year olds quite often when they were that age and I figger I paid my my “Aunt Dues!” When the “Aunt of the Year” award does become a real thing, I’d better at least be in the running for it!
I will say a big thanks for the cyber-margarita though!
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Polly
Yum, I love the free download and I LOVE your babies. Don’t know about the snotty dog.
Love you.
Noel
Funny..I say this all the time, really wouldn’t sell the kids though..I have 4 girls(14,12,8,and 8 months)I would just really like a Vacation..hopefully in Hawaii..with the Strawberry Margarita’s.
Thank you for the freebie.
Bree
I’ll trade you for a toddler who thinks she’s 7
Thank you for the martini.
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Dane Ann
Will take children if all criteria are met:
Said boy will have to be willing to share one rather large room equiped with Drum Set and Very Loud Drummer AND Guitar pickin Saxist, Conservative minded (& outspoken) wannabe future Bill O’Reilly.
Said Girl will have to be willing to share one rather small room with gun slinging, sabre twirling, high kicking, flag waving diva oboe-ist.
Will need to know how to swim to save little dog who routinely walks over solar cover on heated pool, thus falling in setting off alarm.
Must be willing to play band instruments or get use to watching from side lines.
MUST LIKE VERY HEALTH FOODS! Nothing fried, prepackaged (no open package add water here) or containing peanuts. Must be able to live without Peanut Butter. Ours is made from Sunflowers. Sorry Kids but its an allergy issue with child number three.
Oh, they will have to get use to being refered to as 4 & 5 as 1, 2 & 3 are spoken for. (husband came from a LARGE French Catholic Family) I named them, He gave them numbers. They’ll have to adjust.
UPSIDE: Our rats are spoiled; each have their own computer; tv; ipod; cell phone…you name it (what we don’t get them, my parents will; regardless of parental say-so. It’s a “we don’t see them enough because you live down there…yada, yada, yada); and they are forbidden to get a job. It is their job to maintain the High Honor Roll and GPA, Participate in Band and other areas of interest working towards scholarships. Thus, enjoying school and their youth (while they can) while helping us to pay for college. Especially since one graduates in 2010 and 2 & 3 graduate in 2013. YIKES! Thank goodness our kids love school and don’t have to be forced to study and participate.
Said girl should find our home to her liking as we have an entire room devoted entirely to art. Including sewing machine, embroidery & serger. Child #2 is an Awesome artists and has been instructed by one of the best in watercolors from my hometown. We have a store load of scrapbook & rubber stamp, card supplies since I closed when we left the Island and didn’t reopen here. If it’s art or craft related, we got it.
If said children are agreeable to terms, you have chocolates and Calgon on their way. We will have to secure a drop off point somewhere between mid state and eastern to conclude said transaction.
PS. One last thing, they will need to know how to muck out stalls or be really quick learners. No one gets out of poop duty.
Offer expires before they go off to college!!!
You can keep one snooty, snortin, bedlum causing dog!
It’s almost 5:30 in the am and I haven’t slept all night. Any typos, grammatical erros or misspelled words are not the liability of said author…
Luv ya Girl!
Dane Ann
Correction to previous post: Meeting place should be between Mid-state and WESTERN part of state not Eastern. 5-1/2 years and I still can’t get this state figured out in my mind. The Island was so much easier. If you went to far, you’d hit water and you’d know you went the wrong way.