Archive for December, 2008

on top of being sick over Christmas, we found out my Sweetz has been being violated.  Oh yes, Sweetz has a new man and I have named him McNasty!

Here he is hiding waiting for me to go back inside, so he can sneak in….

I SEE YOU MCNASTY!!!  SHOOOO!!!! SHOOOOOO!!!!!

You see…

We had a good fence.  Until this past week.  McNasty has taken up with digging UNDER it to get into my back yard, to have his way with my pug.  We have spent Christmas holiday having to take my dog out into our FENCED IN YARD, because she cant be left unattended.    The other night, I heard scratching on the door and sleepily got up thinking I must have left our dog outside, to my surprise it was THAT DOG!   It had dug back into our yard AGAIN and was scratching on the door.  This dog has ruined our yard, our fence, and Im sure our dog will have a nice batch of unknown puppies….

It has to belong to somebody, though it doesn’t have a collar.  Its been so rainy and is muddy, but as you can see the dog is white and CLEAN.  I find it hard to believe it is a stray.

How can I keep it from digging under my fence!!! 

I called the Humane Society yesterday, and they came out.  Of course he was no where to be seen.  They said his owners are legally liable for our fence which is good.  They just have to catch him, and when they come to claim him my insurance company will know who to sue….

Here is McNasty sitting across the street OUT BACK.  A fairly good distance away, my camera was on FULL ZOOM…  its across our back yard, another back yard, a street, and another yard.  See him.   Watching and WAITING for Sweetz to come out to play.

And when I open the door….  HERE HE COMES!!!!

No MCNASTY NO!!!!!!!  Back I say!!! BACK!!!

Here he is noticing ME up on the deck, taking pictures!

Yes, I see you McNasty!!!  Put that back in your pocket buddy, you wont get to use it TODAY!!!!  The jig is UP!!!

Here’s some of the damage McNasty and his hormones have done.  My man thang is FURIOUS.  We have temporarily fixed about 8 holes and tears, but every time we go out we find more….

DAMN YOU MCNASTY!!!!  CURSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Andrea said it was obviously MY FAULT!  That me letting Sweetz go out in her cute little pink tutu was just tooooo tempting for McNasty!  Bullocks I say!   What she wears does not make it ok for him to just rip into our yard and have his way!!!

I will get you McNasty!  And you WILL a rue the day!

CURSESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!  <~ screamed like Mojo Jojo… LOL

lol.

Sorry I havent been around much: holidays, barfing, flat tires….  Yea, its been interesting. LOL.

The family have all officially headed back home.  I have officially stopped barfing.  The kids are happy.  All is good in the world. lol….

I hope you all had a great Christmas.  I woke up Christmas eve/Christmas morning doing the poo & pu combo.  I have never been so sick or made so many bathroom trips in my entire life.  I was so sick Christmas day my poor DH was forced into cooking his very own FIRST Christmas dinner.  From what I hear he did a great job for a first timer.  My Dad said the ham was great, and DH even figured out what I bought the Velveeta for!  I’m so proud of him.  I vaguely remember him coming down to ask me how to cook everything, and I remember hearing him write down what I was telling him.  Other then that I remember MANY bathroom trips, and bottles of water. LOL…

I publicly apologize to my BrotherInLaw and my Niece, who both went home with my holiday cooties.

I did get a few pics on Christmas Eve, before my cooties kicked in….

My Granny and my Sister in their cute little Christmas shirts.  LOL…

Bug and My Niece, playing Hannah Montana.  Nothing says Christmas like…
Video Games?  Geeze….

The boys…
playing VIDEO GAMES….. GEEEZZZEEEEE!!!!!!!

Notice the smile?  Yea, I DONT EITHER….
Mean ass kids.   Smile for the camera and pretend its CHRISTMAS dammit!

Dont take my picture!  Im taking yours!

lol…

I did get up with the kids at 6 to open gifts….
but man, sitting there for pics without barfing everywhere was HARD..

look,  Bug even got a hair cut!  My sister whacked about 5 inches of Bugs hair yesterday.  Cant you tell the difference? lol…  Yea, no one else can either.  But I can!    No more giggles in the shower because her wet hair is hitting her booty! lol…

WIIIIIII stuff!  Yay!

Madagascar 2: ESCAPE TO AFRICA!!!  THANKS Mrs Kim!!!!!

Clothes?  yea.  thanks mom… NEXT…….

Epets!  THANKS PEPAW!!!!

Awww… even Pepaw got something great!  

TIP:  What do you get the man who has everything?  Well, after you’ve walked around 2 stores for HOURS, you call them on the cell and say “look man, if you don’t tell me something to get your RIGHT NOW, your getting Hef Pajamas.”  LOL….

anyway,

Christmas was great.  I guess.  Im not sure because I slept and barfed thru it. I manged to miss the holidays, and get stuck with cleanup and 3 days worth of catching up to do.  Yay me.  {yep, MORE sarcasm.  Imagine such a thing. LOL}

Hope you had a great Christmas!  Or, at least better then MINE!  Im off to watch the House marathon, and snuggle under an electric blanket.

{Hugs}

OY… I hate the holidays.

Its that time folks, and I doubt I will be posting that often until after the first of the year.  Im hip high in Christmas crap, and trying to do lots of “behind the scenes” work for DSO so it will be ready come Jan 1st.  Not enough hours in the day….

I believe we have our shopping done.  I will spend the next few days cooking, since Dad is getting to come home from Chicago for Christmas. YAY!  I am having the hardest time coming up with a “menu” for Christmas though.  I mean, I just cooked for Thanksgiving.  So, what are you planning for Christmas Dinner?

The Winter Wars have begun in our home.  Me, thinking I have hit menopause with hot flashes, then walking past the thermostat and seeing this….

So I reset the thermostat to THIS, and go sit by the fan…

LOL.. It never fails.  Winter brings on the temperature battles that will continue until the flowers peek thru the brush.  LOL…

Man,  we really need to paint the hallway.  Those walls look awful in those pics. LOL…  Yet ANOTHER thing on the forever growing remodeling “to do” list…

I had been really bummed because I hadn’t received nearly as many Christmas cards as I sent out.  I am happy to report that I skipped all the way in from the mail box today!  WEEEEEE!!!

This past week I got cards from my friends Shannon, Mrs.Miles, Pedro, Carole, Connie, Sandy, and Carola!

Thank you all so much!!!  And the ornaments!  You ladies will never know how appreciative we are for the gorgeous ornaments!

Connie sent me this gorgeous seashell ornament.  Fitting, since she is from Florida!

look how pretty it is on my tree!

and the wonderful Mrs. Miles sent us this one.  How creatively CUTE is that!

disregard the mess please….
here is  my wall of cards….

See my new vacuum!  No more using rubber bands to hold the vacuum together so I can vacuum!  yay!!!

welp, I must get offline and test out that new vacuum. LOL…  have a great day!