Archive for the ‘Rants’ Category

Today is the day I guess.  I keep getting emails asking “Why haven’t you blogged”  or “What’s going on”  or “Are you ok” etc etc.  I think I’ll just post and sum it up all in one thing and get it off my chest and be done with it. 

So, if you are brave – read on. 

If not, thanks for stopping by! (red x – upper right – please clicky)

alrighty – * BIG INHALE*

I am fine, we are all fine.  I personally am fighting sinus headaches from hell due to the seasons changing and the weather and blah blah.  This shall pass and I will be fine again.  Therefore, I say, I am fine.  Or as fine as I usually am.

Now, why have I not been blogging?  Well I haven’t really felt like it and I will tell you why. 

Every now and them some asshole takes it upon themselves to leave shitty ass anonymous comments or even email hate mail and stupid stuff, as if there was nothing better going on in the world to bitch about. 

*Gasp* 

Did I just say ASSHOLE?  Yes I did.  Guess  what, I cuss/curse how ever you deem to spell it.  That is my right.  I tweeted the word t!tt!3s the other day and you would have thought I dropped the f-bomb in front of a little old ladies bible study.  I said the word TITTIES.  It’s not like I SHOWED you my Titties!  I typed the stupid word!  t!tt!3s is not a freaking cuss word.  Neither is TITTIES. 

*GASP*

I said it again!    DOH!  AND AGAIN!!!!!

To clarify something.  I am a grown up.  I am married to an ex-navy man (who cusses), so I am bound to let slip a few naughties every now and then.  I might even actually drop the f-bomb if I’m REALLY feeling it.  So there you have it.  I CUSS.  I love chatting with you guys and getting to know you all, but seriously if the word TITTIES is enough to have you grasping your bible and sending me hate mail please remove my blog from your favorites.  TITTIES is probably the NICEST of the curses you will find on this blog. 

and……………

Guess what- THERE IS MUSIC ON THIS BLOG.

Not only music, but music IIIII like.  So its not just one “genre” and most of it’s not even popular.  I can not help it that I am eclectic.

*gasp gasp*

I understand not wanting music on all the blogs you visit, I really do.  I hate it sometimes too.  BUT, with that said – after you have been here once you KNOW there is music on here.  So either turn down your speakers before you come or listen to my favorite tunes or turn it off as soon as the blog loads or you can always not visit, It’s not like you don’t have options, kwim?  The bottom line is, I have the right to have music on my blog.  It’s MY blog.  Quite frankly, I happen to think I have great TASTE in music, maybe you should listen for a while, you might discover an artist you didn’t already know about.  *GRIN*   I usually have my blog open and listen to it while Im working or browsing or harvesting my crops in Farmville.  I’m sure you can find something better to do with the 5 minutes it takes to bitch about the music on my blog.  I <3 the music on my blog.  It’s not going anywhere. 

and………….

I believe in Ghosts, I believe in Vampires, and OMGosh!  I believe in GOD.  I hate Walmart, I hate shopping, I hate people (in general) and ALL of these things have been, and probably will be again, mentioned on this blog.

and………

about the whole FREEBIES thing, and how much I suck because I hardly ever give out freebies anymore. 

UMMMMMMMMMM, after dealing with the above like comments do you really think I’m going to GIVE anything other then the finger?  Seriously?  

When I give out free stuff, its usually because I’m really happy and want to say thanks to you guys.  So all the cattiness really blows for the non-shitsters that come here.  They end up getting the short stick because some asshole didn’t realize that everyone has certain rights, and they didn’t even bother to nut-up when they tried to bitch about it.   There is no cyber law that says ALL GRAPHICS DESIGNERS MUST OFFER FREE DOWNLOADS.  It is an OPTION that is available to me.  Just like you not visiting anymore because I haven’t had a freebie the last 5 times you visited, IS an option for you.  I mean, really?  Come on.  Like posting a shitty anonymous comment about me NOT having freebies was going to MAKE me jump and post a freebie?  What is that even supposed to accomplish?  Are you that shitty in real life?  I hope not.  I really doubt you walk up to the manager at your local Wal-Mart and tell him he’s a douche and you’re never coming back because there have not been sample ladies by the deli the last 5 times you were in there.  At least I hope you don’t.  Why is the internet different then the REAL world?

and……………

How I raise my kids, what my kids do, and what my kids look like- how they dress – that is all none of anyone’s concern but my own.  If I want to let me son have long hair, or let my daughter post on youtube, what’s it any business of anyone’s other then MINE?  I’ll let him have a ponytail in her video on youtube while they both dance around in tutu’s if I want.  Its legal.  Its ok!  Its not like I let my kids drink and do drugs and party and run the neighborhood unsupervised!  Even if I did ALL of those things – ITS NONE OF ANYONES BUSINESS.  You really need to take a step back and look at your own life before you drop hate mail on someone else’s kids.  Its very rude, and it really says a lot about YOU if you feel the need to degrade a freaking KID.

Now, roll ALLLLLL that up and you realize what my internet times are like and you tell me – would you still want to blog every day?  I don’t.  I not only DONT feel like blogging, now a days on MOST days – I don’t even feel like getting on line.  And then when I do get online I have to answer 50 emails with the “No I’m not mad at you, I just didn’t feel like sitting down here today”  Then I feel like a douche because I hurt peoples feelings by not being online.  Then I REALLY don’t feel like getting online because I’m hurting peoples feelings and pissing people off by not even BEING there, so what the what?!  KWIM?

One good thing that has come about all this cattiness is that I have really gotten back into reading, writing, and sketching again.  I didn’t realize how much I missed it.  But I’m enjoying it greatly.  It’s nice for a change.

So, in closing:

I’m not mad at you (unless you are the ANONYMOUS f***tard who keeps leaving shitty comments)  So, no, I’m not mad at you.  We are all healthy and fine.   No freebie again today, sorry I’m kind of taking a break away from the drama to let my psyche breath.  ROFLMAO.   I do have a crap load of new products fixing to drop so I’m sure there will be some fun stuff coming up.  If you DAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE venture back in the the ugly blog of blasphemy and all its cussing naughtiness – titties titties everywhere…. bwahhaha-bwahaha-bwahahaaaa*cough cough*……

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So far 2010 is shaping up to be very self-confirming.  My theory – people suck – is seriously ringing true.  I really try to stay home, its the aforementioned theory that does it, but sometimes contact and interaction with the masses can not be avoided.  OY.

One of the blogs I read does a “hot or not” type deal on Wednesdays. 

Its not Wednesday, but its on my mind so…

NOT HOT:

• child abuse.  worse -> child abuse in a public place damn well knowing I cant do anything about it because I don’t know what would happen to my kids if I had to spend the night in jail for kicking a$$.  Lady, the next time you want to smack your kids in the face repeatedly in public you might want to make sure no one is watching.  Is beating your kids the new fad?
• the fact that common courtesy is dead.  I think I say this every day for one reason or another.  Another fine example::   To all those douchebags that drove right by that little old man standing out there working on his truck in a flannel shirt in 14 degree weather with no help and no coat at the Post Office today – SHAME ON YOU!  I hope you all find yourselves knee deep in a snow drift on the side of the parkway this winter, closely followed by a slight case of pneumonia that your dr. can not diagnose or treat.  Enjoy your winter.  {yes, I made him get in my car.  And even though he clearly didn’t like accepting help from a GIRL…hey he was like 70…. I took him home.}
• calling the UNITED STATES POST OFFICE to get some shipping information, and getting someone who didn’t speak a lick of English.  Seriously?  Come on.
• and while we’re talking about THE POST OFFICE.  So not cool that 2 weeks ago you delivered the boxes I ordered from YOU via UPS.  OMG!  No wonder you are having to lay people off.  YOU don’t even use your OWN service!
• companies that give out gift baskets at the holidays that ALL of the fruit inside has already started to turn.  Man, thanks for the extra trash!
• Husbands that, whenever their wife mentions dieting,  bring in dingdongs (not the good kind), donuts, and candy bars home the very next time they leave the house.  NOT COOL HUBS!
• the weatherman calling for snow with subzero temps and people running around acting like Chicken Little and the Sky is Falling.  Stop it! 
• Forgetting pizza is in the oven until it’s been in there so long it’s just going to be easier to throw away pan and all.  *looking all innocent*
• Teachers telling kids their parents should have gotten them better shoes for Christmas.  UMMM…
• people who have not updated their blogs since OCTOBER!  Auntie!  Dad! 
• “friends” that borrow books and then don’t return them.

HOT:

• Shredded Parmesan Cheese.  omg, yum.
• YouTube.  In the last 2 weeks I have learned how to cut my own bangs, cook a proper scone, and fix the handle on my toilet!  YIPPEE!
• Jason Bateman.  Just because.  Yea, I said it.  And?  I will even follow that with a “mmmmm… yummy”. lol.
• My friend Loucee, who sent me the most amazing handmade watch for Christmas.
• the fact that my 9 year old helped me with year-end paperwork.  Man, that child can read a spreadsheet I tell ya!
• Meeting kewl people via the internet!  Like YOU!

Are you still reading?  LOL!  You really must have issues, I can’t believe you are still reading.  roflmao!

I really don’t have a lot to write about, I just need to gripe so… here I is….

What have you been doing since Christmas?  Anything note worthy?

My friend Mary came over one night and we chatted and crafted till like 3am…
Hey, I haven’t posted those pics yet!

Mary had a little… Cricut

LOL!

My friend Mary came by and we goofed off crafted until nearly 3am.  See, we SHE made ONE CARD some stuff.

I really don’t know how people “crop”.  I got NOTHING done!  I was too busy chatting away!

She did bring her Cricut.  We, Sis and I, had never seen one much less used one. 

Sis was AMAZED.  I have to admit, I was a little smitten.  I think I may have liked her Cricut as much as she liked my new guillotine paper trimmer.  My new trimmer…. MMMMM… it says *shhhhwwwwwwiiippppp* when it cuts. Me likey. 

ok, I guess Im going to harvest my crops on Farmville until time for bed.

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Kanye West is a DOUCHE.

It is such a shame that whatever musical talent he may have is totally lost in the fact that he is such a douche.

A grown ass man, throwing a temper tantrum like a 4 year old. Someone needs a good spanking and a time out in the corner.

How many times is he going to have to show his ass like this (this isn’t his first little tantrum) before he is banned from live shows?

Bless Taylor, she held her composure very well, and I am so proud of her. If that had been me standing up there Mr West would’ve had a hard time walking back off that stage with my 6 inch heel up his ass.

And wow, good on Beyonce. Was not a fan of hers before last night. I am now. There are STARS and there are celebrities. Beyonce’s class def puts her in the STAR category. 

I imagine she was so shocked at this.  Did you see her face in that clip?  It was definitely “wtf giggles”.

When it all went down last night I, you know me, I was on Twitter.  That is how I watch tv now a days.  With my twitter loving friends!  And whoa, twitter exploded after Mr Douche there threw his little tantrum.  When I went to bed I realized a few things…

Thing 1) When twitter exploded with everyones disgust at Mr Douche, the hashtag was #VMAs if you would like to search today.  Lots of people were tweeting they had been watching something else and switched over to see the drama.  I’m very interest in seeing the viewer statistics from BEFORE the incident and after.  I wonder how the tweets effected them, kwim?  I bet the “ok” ratings went “thru the roof” after.

Thing 2) There really IS a difference between a “Star” and a “Celebrity”.  Anyone can gain celebrity status {Case & Point = Paris Hilton}.  It takes true poise and class to be a STAR.  Star’s are a dying breed now a days.  Realistically, how many famous people are you really comfortable with your children idolizing them?’

Thing 3) As the tweets went on, several people started posting that it was all a racial thing.  That if Kanye had been white no one would care, etc.   It makes me so sad to see the race card being whipped out so often now a days.  Douchebags come in many colors people, and trust me when I say the above behavior, regardless of the color is a douche none the less!  I am not a racist.  I am an equal opportunity douchebag hater.

I thought that finally having an African American {is that politically correct?}  in office was supposed to help ease the whole racism issue.  Instead it seems like its made it a more sensitive subject.  I don’t get it at all.  People are people man. 

I realize bringing the racial stuff on here, has the potential for the comments to get nasty.  If they head that route I will close the comments.  I’m just disgusted by the whole mess, and the fact it went the racial route kind of shocked me.  I seriously don’t think his skin color had any role in the fact that he proved he is a douche.

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