March is only a few days away!  Are you ready?????

Today is the day I guess.  I keep getting emails asking “Why haven’t you blogged”  or “What’s going on”  or “Are you ok” etc etc.  I think I’ll just post and sum it up all in one thing and get it off my chest and be done with it. 

So, if you are brave – read on. 

If not, thanks for stopping by! (red x – upper right – please clicky)

alrighty – * BIG INHALE*

I am fine, we are all fine.  I personally am fighting sinus headaches from hell due to the seasons changing and the weather and blah blah.  This shall pass and I will be fine again.  Therefore, I say, I am fine.  Or as fine as I usually am.

Now, why have I not been blogging?  Well I haven’t really felt like it and I will tell you why. 

Every now and them some asshole takes it upon themselves to leave shitty ass anonymous comments or even email hate mail and stupid stuff, as if there was nothing better going on in the world to bitch about. 

*Gasp* 

Did I just say ASSHOLE?  Yes I did.  Guess  what, I cuss/curse how ever you deem to spell it.  That is my right.  I tweeted the word t!tt!3s the other day and you would have thought I dropped the f-bomb in front of a little old ladies bible study.  I said the word TITTIES.  It’s not like I SHOWED you my Titties!  I typed the stupid word!  t!tt!3s is not a freaking cuss word.  Neither is TITTIES. 

*GASP*

I said it again!    DOH!  AND AGAIN!!!!!

To clarify something.  I am a grown up.  I am married to an ex-navy man (who cusses), so I am bound to let slip a few naughties every now and then.  I might even actually drop the f-bomb if I’m REALLY feeling it.  So there you have it.  I CUSS.  I love chatting with you guys and getting to know you all, but seriously if the word TITTIES is enough to have you grasping your bible and sending me hate mail please remove my blog from your favorites.  TITTIES is probably the NICEST of the curses you will find on this blog. 

and……………

Guess what- THERE IS MUSIC ON THIS BLOG.

Not only music, but music IIIII like.  So its not just one “genre” and most of it’s not even popular.  I can not help it that I am eclectic.

*gasp gasp*

I understand not wanting music on all the blogs you visit, I really do.  I hate it sometimes too.  BUT, with that said – after you have been here once you KNOW there is music on here.  So either turn down your speakers before you come or listen to my favorite tunes or turn it off as soon as the blog loads or you can always not visit, It’s not like you don’t have options, kwim?  The bottom line is, I have the right to have music on my blog.  It’s MY blog.  Quite frankly, I happen to think I have great TASTE in music, maybe you should listen for a while, you might discover an artist you didn’t already know about.  *GRIN*   I usually have my blog open and listen to it while Im working or browsing or harvesting my crops in Farmville.  I’m sure you can find something better to do with the 5 minutes it takes to bitch about the music on my blog.  I <3 the music on my blog.  It’s not going anywhere. 

and………….

I believe in Ghosts, I believe in Vampires, and OMGosh!  I believe in GOD.  I hate Walmart, I hate shopping, I hate people (in general) and ALL of these things have been, and probably will be again, mentioned on this blog.

and………

about the whole FREEBIES thing, and how much I suck because I hardly ever give out freebies anymore. 

UMMMMMMMMMM, after dealing with the above like comments do you really think I’m going to GIVE anything other then the finger?  Seriously?  

When I give out free stuff, its usually because I’m really happy and want to say thanks to you guys.  So all the cattiness really blows for the non-shitsters that come here.  They end up getting the short stick because some asshole didn’t realize that everyone has certain rights, and they didn’t even bother to nut-up when they tried to bitch about it.   There is no cyber law that says ALL GRAPHICS DESIGNERS MUST OFFER FREE DOWNLOADS.  It is an OPTION that is available to me.  Just like you not visiting anymore because I haven’t had a freebie the last 5 times you visited, IS an option for you.  I mean, really?  Come on.  Like posting a shitty anonymous comment about me NOT having freebies was going to MAKE me jump and post a freebie?  What is that even supposed to accomplish?  Are you that shitty in real life?  I hope not.  I really doubt you walk up to the manager at your local Wal-Mart and tell him he’s a douche and you’re never coming back because there have not been sample ladies by the deli the last 5 times you were in there.  At least I hope you don’t.  Why is the internet different then the REAL world?

and……………

How I raise my kids, what my kids do, and what my kids look like- how they dress – that is all none of anyone’s concern but my own.  If I want to let me son have long hair, or let my daughter post on youtube, what’s it any business of anyone’s other then MINE?  I’ll let him have a ponytail in her video on youtube while they both dance around in tutu’s if I want.  Its legal.  Its ok!  Its not like I let my kids drink and do drugs and party and run the neighborhood unsupervised!  Even if I did ALL of those things – ITS NONE OF ANYONES BUSINESS.  You really need to take a step back and look at your own life before you drop hate mail on someone else’s kids.  Its very rude, and it really says a lot about YOU if you feel the need to degrade a freaking KID.

Now, roll ALLLLLL that up and you realize what my internet times are like and you tell me – would you still want to blog every day?  I don’t.  I not only DONT feel like blogging, now a days on MOST days – I don’t even feel like getting on line.  And then when I do get online I have to answer 50 emails with the “No I’m not mad at you, I just didn’t feel like sitting down here today”  Then I feel like a douche because I hurt peoples feelings by not being online.  Then I REALLY don’t feel like getting online because I’m hurting peoples feelings and pissing people off by not even BEING there, so what the what?!  KWIM?

One good thing that has come about all this cattiness is that I have really gotten back into reading, writing, and sketching again.  I didn’t realize how much I missed it.  But I’m enjoying it greatly.  It’s nice for a change.

So, in closing:

I’m not mad at you (unless you are the ANONYMOUS f***tard who keeps leaving shitty comments)  So, no, I’m not mad at you.  We are all healthy and fine.   No freebie again today, sorry I’m kind of taking a break away from the drama to let my psyche breath.  ROFLMAO.   I do have a crap load of new products fixing to drop so I’m sure there will be some fun stuff coming up.  If you DAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE venture back in the the ugly blog of blasphemy and all its cussing naughtiness – titties titties everywhere…. bwahhaha-bwahaha-bwahahaaaa*cough cough*……

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Morning bloggers!!!!!  HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!!!!!!

I wanted to tell you about some specials stuff today – like my sale, and how you can get some FREE STUFF from me!

First the sale:

http://tinyurl.com/mjw6vp

35% off ALL Bunny Cates products

(regularly priced $1 or more)
Commercial Use items INCLUDED!

VALENTINES DAY ONLY!!!!

*services and classes NOT included.

and my new stuff:

GlitterMaster – Hearts n Sprinkles

$3.50
Sale: $2.28
Save: 35% off (Valentines Day ONLY!)

*Limited Edition* 
Paint on glitter anywhere you need it! Glittermaster provides you with a line of glitter. Glittershapes in the Hearts n Sprinkles tube include: oval,chips,hearts,and squares. Use the size and step settings to have TOTAL control over the look and flow of your glitter! GlitterMaster Tubes are created at 300DPI! 
Optimal Settings Guide included! 
This item will be for sale during FEB only. 
Tested in PSP 9 ONLY. 
This purchase contains:
1 – psptube file 
1 – optimal settings tips 
1 – installation guide

**THIS PRODUCT IS PAINT SHOP PRO COMPATIBLE ONLY!  It will NOT work in other software!**

USAGE LICENSE: PU and Limited CU allowed

and somesing spayshul fo u!

TODAY ONLY – if you spend $10 or more on my products, I will give you one of my products free.  Which product? ummm.. YOU CHOOSE!  (no services or classes though, sorry – a girls got her limits!)   This offer is for VALENTINES DAY ONLY – PURCHASES MUST BE MADE TODAY!!!!   {pssstttt… add me as a friend on FACEBOOK and you can even double dip – my facebook friends are getting a free template set OF THEIR CHOICE with their $5 purchases today!} 

So – buy $10 of my products + make sure you’re my friend on facebook.  FORWARD ME your invoice as proof of purchase, and be sure to tell me what FREE ITEM(s) you would ilke!  I’ll send you a coupon and you get free goodies!  whoot!  Please note that this offer is valid TODAY ONLY – VALENTINES DAY! 

Where to email?

Have a HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!